Retirement Survival Kit 6pc

SKU: 182863
Ta-da! Be prepared for your golden years with our Retirement Survival Kit! This ridiculous gag bag has an assortment of games and accessories to distract you from your scheduled leisure activities — like starting the great American novel or schooling Tiger Woods in game of golf! Roll the decision dice and you'll see that it's time to NAP, NOW!

Retirement Survival Kit includes:

  • Hawaiian shirt drink koozie
  • Retirement bottle opener
  • Time-wasting paddle ball
  • 2 Daily decision dice
  • Opinion buttons