Retirement Survival Hat

SKU: 182897
Price: $14.99
Prepare your over the hill friend for the golden years of doing nothing. Our Retirement Survival Hat comes fully outfitted with all the excuses, complaints, and grumpy expressions common to retirees who hate to be bothered almost as much as they hate to be ignored. Made of durable synthetic canvas with a reinforced stitched brim, this fishing-style Survival Hat may last even longer than your friend does.

Retirement Survival Hat includes:

  • Printed hat
  • Fun button
  • Golf tee