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Happy Retirement Sucker 3oz

SKU: 182883
Price: $4.99
Oh, the leisure life is sweet! So is this candy striped Happy Retirement Sucker, a big all-day lollipop served on an extra-long stick and presented in a package gaily decorated with bad verse dedicated just to you, the guest of honor. You can wear what you want, say what you want, and sleep as late as you want, so who's the real sucker now? Take all the time you need to lick your lollipop down to the nub.

Happy Retirement Sucker product details:

  • Net weight: 3oz
  • Gag poetry included