Over the Hill Vinyl Cutouts Kit

Everything you've ever wanted to say now comes in a single convenient package. Over the Hill Vinyl Cutouts Kit offers 16 die-cut mini signs with goofy old age jokes and snippets like "If you were a car, you'd be antique," "Old as Mold," and "Everything that doesn't hurt, doesn't work." Save your breath and post these gag gift messages instead — assuming your over the hill friend doesn't need a new prescription to read them.