Over the Hill Survival Kit

SKU: 51185
Price: $14.99
On that long, long road to Geezerville, many needs arise. This Old Age Survival Kit is far more than a gag gift for the elderly set — it may be the ONLY thing that keeps your geezer going.

Old Age Survival Kit includes:

  • Concentrated Gray B Gone hair dye
  • Over the hill survival pills
  • Anti-aging soap
  • Oil of Old Age cream
  • Spare set of false teeth
  • Length of rope "dietary fiber"