Over the Hill Memory Loss Glitter T-Shirt

Aging does have its benefits. You get discounts at movie theaters, occasional relief from demanding chores, and, as this t-shirt helpfully points out, you make new friends every day — whether or not you've met them before. Over the Hill Memory Loss Glitter T-Shirt features a star-studded screen print marquee with the gag line, "The positive side of memory loss is that you meet new people every day!" Made of 100% cotton and available in XL, the t-shirt fits most mature adults, no matter what their level of resistance to the idea of wearing it.