Over the Hill Emergency Loss of Control Kit

Is bladder control a thing of the past? Spare your aging friend the embarrassment of unreliable plumbing. Packed in a fire alarm red box to be noticed, this Over the Hill Emergency Loss of Control Kit offers you the security of knowing that your friend — and your furniture — will stay warm and dry where it counts.

Over the Hill Emergency Loss of Control Kit includes:

• Emergency diaper "you can depend on"
• Molded plastic hammer for "breaking the glass"