Over the Hill Survival Hat

Have the passing years become a blur? Bring them into sharp focus with our Over the Hill Survival Hat — a combat headpiece that makes you a charter member of the Old Timers Association. Well-constructed, fully lined, and featuring faux accoutrements like "high potency vitamins" and "super laxatives," this black polyester fabric hat is the ultimate proof of your refusal to age gracefully. One size Survival Hat fits most adult heads, with or without hair.