They gave you the honeymoon talk, but did you get the kit to go with it? Prepare for any and every emergency with this Honeymoon Survival Kit, which offers the bare necessities for your first 2 weeks of marriage.
Honeymoon Survival Kit includes:
- Tube of Super Lube
- Love balm
- Manual for guaranteed perfect sex
- Do not enter caution tape
- Niagara candy pills
- Hot assion extinguisher
The following warning is provided for California consumers:
WARNING: Many food and beverage cans have linings containing bisphenol A (BPA), a chemical known to the State of California to cause harm to the female reproductive system. Jar lids and bottle caps may also contain BPA. You can be exposed to BPA when you consume foods or beverages packaged in these containers. For more information go to: http://www.P65Warnings.ca.gov/BPA.