Happy Retirement T-Shirt

SKU: 182866
Price: $19.99
You've retired from the job, but not from your calling in life. Prepare for your brilliant new part-time career — as a professional pain in the butt. This Happy Retirement T-Shirt announces what most friends already suspect, and assures you of preferential treatment in checkout lines. Made of 100% cotton, the t-shirt is comfortable. Available in adult XL, it's not too tight. That frees you to focus on gripes, muttered comments, and "helpful" advice, and what more could you possibly want?