Being retired is a full-time job! This Happy Retirement Celebration Survival Kit helps the new retiree cope with all that free time. They can sit back and sip their favorite brew with the silver bottle opener and neoprene can coozie that says "I'm Retired! What's Your Excuse?" A button that has "Work" crossed out is just the thing to wear now that every day is Saturday. This retirement gag gift also comes with a paddle ball toy and a set of dice with combinations like "Fish All Day" and "Golf Now."
Happy Retirement Celebration Survival Kit includes:
- Can coozie, 4in wide x 5in tall when flat
- Bottle opener, 1 1/2in wide x 3 1/8in tall
- Button, 1 3/4in diameter
- Paddle ball, 2in wide x 4 1/2in tall
- 2 dice, 1in per side