For your larger than life personality, no ordinary moustache will do. Our Giant Handlebar Moustache offers facial hair to match your outsized Victorian character — a figure of wealth, power, and surplus testosterone! Made of brown synthetic fiber, this hysterically huge Handlebar Moustache curls up neatly at the corners, hangs in a wooly coat down below, and extends to nearly twice the width of your face. Doorways and drinking vessels may be a challenge! The moustache comes with an adhesive backing and can be removed and reapplied any number of times as you travel from century to century.
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