Real men don't eat quiche, but they do accessorize — starting with TV and movie Halloween wigs for men, some of the manliest in our collection.
They can be some of the dumbest and wildest as well, because on this page we offer character mens wigs for well-known entertainment personalities, including hairpieces from big budget movies and popular comedy shows.
But here's what not so dumb and not so wild — properly cared for, all mens wigs last essentially forever.
They can even be washed!
Yes, that's right — not in the washing machine like your grubby blue jeans, but by hand in the sink, more like the delicate stockings you keep just for yourself.
All wigs are made of 100% synthetic fiber; they're durable, dirt-resistant, and if you wear a wig cap underneath, they're reasonably comfortable as well.
Now that's pretty smart for pirate with little book learning, or a dim-witted character from Dumb and Dumber, or even a teen rock idol run afoul of the law.
Buy yourself a wig for men, and you'll forever be a man with hair.