Congrats to the venerable friend!
He or she has survived half a century, circumnavigating the pitfalls of family, kids, processed food, and corporate downsizing.
Celebrate the occasion, and give that new 50-year-old a rude introduction to the downhill side of life, with outrageous 50th birthday gag gifts that will have everyone howling with laughter — honored guest included.
Is the body somewhat softer than it used to be?
Shore it up with our steel spring reinforced super power lift bra, or over the hill briefs that offer support to the guy who has "fallen and can't be found."
Are the movements less steady, and not as brisk?
With over the hill canes for men and women, inflatable walkers, old zone safety vests, and senior moment 50 cones, a late night trip to the bathroom need not be a hazardous experience.
For the ultimate gag gift, try a survival kit: a tool belt survival kit complete with flatulence alarm, a loss of control kit with diaper (just break the glass for access), or a phony pharmacy set — better yet, why not purchase a t-shirt or hat for the birthday boy or girl to wear to the supermarket, the trip to the mailbox, or to Tuesday night sing-alongs at the senior center?
With nearly a hundred gag items in stock there are more than enough 50th birthday gift ideas to jog your imagination.
Simply browse our pages, share a few ideas with friends, and make your purchase — then try to keep a straight face as you offer it, lovingly wrapped, to your 50-year-old friend.