40th Birthday Gag Gifts — 40th Birthday Gift Ideas
Congrats to the venerable friend!
He or she has survived nearly half a century, sidestepping the pitfalls of family, kids, processed food, and corporate downsizing.
Celebrate the occasion, and give that new 40-year-old a roadmap to the downhill side of life, with 40th birthday gag gifts that will have everyone snorting with laughter.
Is the body a little softer than it used to be?
Firm it up with our steel reinforced super power lift bra, or over the hill briefs that offer generous and comforting support.
Are the movements less steady, and not as brisk?
With over the hill canes, inflatable walkers, old zone safety vests, and senior moment cones, a late night trip to the bathroom need not be a hazardous experience.
For the ultimate gag gift, try a survival kit: a tool belt survival kit complete with flatulence alarm — better yet, why not purchase a t-shirt for the birthday boy or girl to wear to the supermarket, or to sing-alongs at the senior center?
With nearly a hundred gag items in stock there are more than enough 40th birthday gift ideas to jog your imagination.
Simply browse our pages, share a few ideas with friends, and make your purchase — then try to keep a straight face as you offer it, lovingly wrapped, to your 40-year-old friend.